i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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