i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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