doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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