I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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