i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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