I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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