i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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