Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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