ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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