I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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