Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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