Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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