I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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