It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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