none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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