wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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