the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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