Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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