One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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