I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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