now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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