i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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