New invention idea: vibrating tampons
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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