Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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