But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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