Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i believe in u and ur pee
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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