ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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