bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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