when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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