So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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