I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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