I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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