Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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