dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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