I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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