I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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