she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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