He managed to light the Jello on fire...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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