Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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