We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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