the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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