i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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