That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
this is an emotional support booty call
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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