come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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