your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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