You really coming over, don't trick.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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