Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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