oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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