It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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