actually, I'm a sock model
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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