unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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