hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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