i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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