Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
