Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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