Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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