At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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