No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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